Introducing the elusive Cheeseburger Mermaid! She is a sly creature who tempts surfers out beyond the break, out of lineups and the cause of "drifting" out of position. Her spoils of girlish/fishy good looks and abundant supply of juicy cheeseburgers tempt her pray.
So the next time that your out on the water and you drift down shore or out to sea.... you now know the culprit behind
Mother Nature's tools of wind and currents, as she pulls you closer. Some days she is stronger than others as she tempts your fate.
